There are two big races this weekend:
Paris-Roubaix and the
H8TR100. The first one, whatever, it's not that hard. I've done it. Twice. But the second one, the H8TR100? Now that sounds rough! 100km across some rugged, inhospitable and frankly uninhabitable Wisconsin terrain, through barren forests and under frozen waterfalls (literally, there's a big curtain of ice half blocking the entrance to a tunnel they have to go through.) I'm not sure who's going to win either race, all I know is they better look like this when they cross the line: