The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown

This was just posted on Chicago Craigslist:

Track Bikes... - m4w
Reply to: blahblah@blahblah.com
Date: 2008-12-08, 10:25PM CST

Are pretty awkward! Why the heck are you wasting your time riding them on the ROAD. They are meant for Velendrome. I know everybody wants to be cool, but what gives? You have no brakes, and your reaction time is slow. I live in California, Davis. I would love to race anyone of you fixies and show you how slow you really are, retarded. I will be in Chicago in July if anyone wants to go for a ride!

Okay Chicago, you heard the man. He'll be in town in July, that gives you 6 months to train at the Velendrome before he arrives to school you. Get on it.