Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown

This was just posted on Chicago Craigslist:

Track Bikes... - m4w
Reply to: blahblah@blahblah.com
Date: 2008-12-08, 10:25PM CST

Are pretty awkward! Why the heck are you wasting your time riding them on the ROAD. They are meant for Velendrome. I know everybody wants to be cool, but what gives? You have no brakes, and your reaction time is slow. I live in California, Davis. I would love to race anyone of you fixies and show you how slow you really are, retarded. I will be in Chicago in July if anyone wants to go for a ride!

Okay Chicago, you heard the man. He'll be in town in July, that gives you 6 months to train at the Velendrome before he arrives to school you. Get on it.

8 comments:

Chris said...

so do i use my street track or my track track bike?

Simon said...

Can't you read? You use your fixie.

Chris said...

oh, right. guess i'll have to find some locktite and throw something together.

Anonymous said...

you should use your velendrome bike

Anonymous said...

but hey, i am pretty sure he means you trickster hipster pink rim and aerospoke kids, the one's with the tight pants and the little scarf, i can totally understand it, hey race the bike, dont do tricks, if you wanna do tricks get a trickbike, i mean a bmx biek or something like that

Anonymous said...

can we do skids at the velendrome simon

Anonymous said...

If that dude could find his way to Chicago I would be shocked.

"Your english, retarded."

Anonymous said...

rather a literate, open-minded hipster, than an illiterate -i'm so real, even my jizz rides out on a bike - hater-roadie...